Thank you very much for checking out this page, it is indeed most kind of you! And I feel flattered that you have considered treating me to something nice. But in this day and age of what can only be described as endemic consumerism and over-consumption, I think it is time for me to buck another trend and say "Thank you, but I do have enough, of everything!"
Should you still wish to make a grand gesture, please consider making a donation in my name to one of these charities:
Animal rights and welfare are causes very close to my heart, and unlike me, the little guys in the care of these charities can always do with a bit more stuff, a bit more food, a few more treats. So, please consider donating, and thank you in advance!
And should you still wish to get me something special, subscribe to one of my fan sites and ask me what I'd like...